small toys, small stories...
I come up with dad jokes that fit two panels or stories that suit six pages.
And then I anthologize them. Shakespeare. Sasquatch. Seattle. And more to come.
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Shakespeare #1
Autobiography/Essay
16 pages, $6
Finally answering the timeless question: Hamlet truly is Shakespeare's greatest comedy.
Accept no substitutes.
Available on Etsy.
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Sasquatch
Autobiography/Essay
16 pages, $6
On a quiet forest trek, two friends come face to face with the unknown and one of them may want to date it.
Out of Print