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KINK NEEDS DAD JOKES

Rope gags and ball gags? 

Piercing (wit) play?

I made bondage rope for five years. This is where I poke fun at the tropes of kink and BDSM. Or offer up a serious rope tutorial with puns. Or, eventually, a demonstration of all the reasons why you follow the safety rules!

Never explicit, not even close to pornographic, strikingly immature maturity.

Kinky Bricks #1

Comedy/Mature

16 pages, $7

Final exams at a school for dominatrices? What could possibly go wrong except lowered expectations?

This is based on a script I wrote for HUMP many years ago that I could never manage to find the right combination of talent to actually make.

While it involves some mature concepts and strong language, this is not an explicit book.

Available on Etsy.

Kinky Bricks #2

Comedy/Mature

16 pages, $7

A basic rope tutorial with silliness. And rabbits.

While it involves some mature concepts and strong language, this is not an explicit book.

Available on Etsy